If you're setting alarms every two hours and dragging yourself out of bed for another session while everyone else sleeps, this one's for you. The pumping schedule is relentless and nobody really gets it unless they've lived it — this shirt says exactly that without having to explain yourself.
The design is stencil-style block lettering that reads ROUND THE CLOCK NO DAYS OFF, with a spray bottle graphic sitting right in the middle of it like it belongs on a factory crate. There's a distressed, worn-stamp texture throughout, gold bars at the top and bottom, a couple of stars in the corners. It's deadpan and a little bit grim in the best possible way.
It's a soft unisex cotton tee, printed to order on your choice of Black, Navy, or Maroon. Sizes run from S through to 2XL. The design is light-inked on a clear background so the shirt colour comes through the texture, which makes the whole worn, stencilled look actually work.
Good as a gift for a pumping mom who'd rather laugh about it than cry, or just buy it for yourself because you've earned it.
