If you've ever set an alarm at 2am, 4am, and 6am just to sit alone with a pump, you already know what this shirt is about. It's for the breastfeeding and pumping moms who are basically running a shift job — no sick days, no skipping, no negotiating with the schedule.
The design is three lines of heavy slab-serif text stacked up like a workplace notice: EVERY / Two HOURS / WITHOUT FAIL. Laurel sprigs flank the top word, a double rule anchors the bottom, and the letters themselves have that crosshatched woodblock texture you'd see on an old letterpress broadside. It's deadpan and a little dramatic in exactly the right way.
It makes a genuinely good gift — the kind that gets a tired laugh from someone who needs one. Works for any stage of the pumping-and-nursing stretch, not just the newborn fog.
It's a soft unisex cotton tee, available in sizes S through 2XL, and it comes in Ash, Natural, and Athletic Heather. Each one is printed to order.
