If you spend your day typing instructions into an AI and calling it a career, this one's for you. It's for the vibe coder who has explained what they do at least forty times and still watched their relatives' eyes glaze over. Wearing the joke is easier than explaining the job.
The design is a retro badge built around a chunky all-in-one desktop computer — the boxy kind with a CRT monitor, scan lines, a blinking cursor, and a full keyboard fused to the base. It sits inside an ornate oval frame with dotted borders, tick marks, cross symbols, and starburst flourishes, all rendered in stipple and dotwork so it reads like something halfway between a vintage patch and a scientific diagram. Arching along the bottom inside the oval: MY JOB IS TELLING A ROBOT WHAT TO DO. Light green and pale yellow-green ink on dark fabric, which means the shirt colour breathes through the design and gives it that low-lit terminal glow.
It's a soft unisex cotton tee, printed to order. Sizes run from S through 2XL, and it comes in Black, Navy, and Heather Forest.
Works as a desk-to-drinks shirt. Also works as a gift for the prompt engineer in your life who has already heard every joke about their job except the one they're now wearing.
