You know who you are. You've spent more on switches than on furniture, you have opinions about actuation force, and your desk looks exactly like this at 2am. This mug was made for that person.
The whole thing is built around the phrase "CAPS LOCK LIFE" stacked in big chunky 3D letters, with keycaps tumbling out in every direction around them — stems up, tipped over, piling into each other the way they do when a bag splits. Teal light bleeds up through the gaps between them, and the whole scene sits against a dark speckled background. It's orange, purple, pink, and cyan, and it looks genuinely good on a desk.
It comes in 11oz and 15oz, so you can pick whichever size matches your caffeine habits. Both are dishwasher safe and microwave safe.
It's a solid everyday mug. Mine gets used every morning and it still looks exactly the same as the day it arrived.
