If you've spent more weekends than you can count hauling a folding chair across a dusty outfield parking lot only to stand at the fence the whole game anyway, this one's for you. Tournament softball parents, travel baseball dads, anyone who has loaded that chair into the trunk three times before 8am – you already get the joke before you even finish reading it.
The design is big bold collegiate lettering that says HAULING CHAIRS, split by a double rule, with a folding camp chair illustration – cup holder and all – sitting right in the middle. The punchline runs underneath: I WILL NEVER SIT IN. The whole thing has a retro pixelated distress texture that makes it look like it's been through a few tournament weekends itself. Yellow, cyan, and white ink on dark fabric.
It's a soft unisex cotton tee, printed to order. Available in sizes S through 2XL, in Black and Navy. The design sits on a clear background so the shirt colour comes through around the lettering, which keeps it looking sharp on both.
Wash it inside out and it'll stay looking good. It's the kind of shirt that gets pointed at from across a bleacher – and the other person is always wearing the same tired look you are.
